Once upon a time, in the land of NYC, there was a man named Jay. He was a man of perfect integrity, who feared retractions and avoided evil.
~ Wednesday, April 25 ~
The Mask (not the comedy but hilarious): So your girlfriend is deathly afraid of returning home to find a masked robber inside her apartment. So what do you do? Easy: You hide inside her apartment dressed as a masked robber waiting for her to return home. [Gawker]